Post by Enchant on Oct 17, 2005 11:42:41 GMT -5
((OCC: This is a very unusual style of RPG...the stupidier the better...a few of you have done something simular with me at one time or anouther and know how much fun these can be....anyone can join in...if you are not sure...sit back and watch a few rounds and then jump in.Please do not make this a actuall rpg with thought and effort...its not meant to read like a story.....and most of all Have som silly fun)))
Captains Report:
I the Captain and the crew of the spaceship USDA Prime Rib have travelled through a black hole way of a cosmic fart .The force of the gravitational gasses has forced us to crash land on a strange and new, possibly old planet. Upon reviewing the ship, The crew and I discover that we can not lift off because the fart convertor is missing.(Strange I don't remember having one.....) The mission of the crew is to search strange and even stranger lands to find a new fart convertor.
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*Enchant looks over at the rest of the crew*
"That captain of ours can be long winded. I thought for sure I was going to fall asleep"
*Someone is poking Enchant*
"Hey...Enchant wake up....you were dreaming the same thing that is happening now..."
*Enchant looked up at her freind*
"Oh thank you deja Vu"
*Her freind look down at her*
"No silly...Vu Deja...we need to get going... got your supplies?"
*Enchant looked down in to her ruck sack and started pulling things out...*
"Lysol...check, string....check.....a book on how to build a fart convertor out of sand and wood....Don't need that
*throws book*
....hand cream , 1 bottle, 2 bottle, 3 bottle....check...yep, got everything I need."
*Enchant follows the others down a path in to a large mass of trees. She along with the others hear a loud cry coming from within them....*
"What do you think it is? I dont know..what do you think it is? "
BURP
"Why are you looking at me? I didn't do it..."
"NO..I did it"
*Enchant looks up and see a small man hanging from the trees .*
"WHOA...you are tiny, who are you?"
"I am known as the Jolly Green Giant and I am in search of leprechans...For some reason they are playing a game, where everyone wearing green gets pinched today "
*Enchant looks at the sad jolly green giant...*
"Sorry to hear that...we are looking for a fart convertor, you would't happen to know where we can get one , do you?"
*The giant looked over their heads and pointed to a city far far away , father then they could see*
"You might try the land of the rainbow people."
"Ranibow people?"
"NO, not Ranibow people, Rainbow people, learn to type darn it"
"Oh , Rainbow people, sorry"
"Yes, well they are known throughout the universe as the teletubbies....and all they do is eat skittles...they might have one...they have a vacum cleaner and everything.....Personally, I think they suck...the lot of them, especially that purple one....he has a thing for green, I still havent figure out why...but I know one thing I would love to see them go against the Leperchauns."
Captains Report:
I the Captain and the crew of the spaceship USDA Prime Rib have travelled through a black hole way of a cosmic fart .The force of the gravitational gasses has forced us to crash land on a strange and new, possibly old planet. Upon reviewing the ship, The crew and I discover that we can not lift off because the fart convertor is missing.(Strange I don't remember having one.....) The mission of the crew is to search strange and even stranger lands to find a new fart convertor.
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*Enchant looks over at the rest of the crew*
"That captain of ours can be long winded. I thought for sure I was going to fall asleep"
*Someone is poking Enchant*
"Hey...Enchant wake up....you were dreaming the same thing that is happening now..."
*Enchant looked up at her freind*
"Oh thank you deja Vu"
*Her freind look down at her*
"No silly...Vu Deja...we need to get going... got your supplies?"
*Enchant looked down in to her ruck sack and started pulling things out...*
"Lysol...check, string....check.....a book on how to build a fart convertor out of sand and wood....Don't need that
*throws book*
....hand cream , 1 bottle, 2 bottle, 3 bottle....check...yep, got everything I need."
*Enchant follows the others down a path in to a large mass of trees. She along with the others hear a loud cry coming from within them....*
"What do you think it is? I dont know..what do you think it is? "
BURP
"Why are you looking at me? I didn't do it..."
"NO..I did it"
*Enchant looks up and see a small man hanging from the trees .*
"WHOA...you are tiny, who are you?"
"I am known as the Jolly Green Giant and I am in search of leprechans...For some reason they are playing a game, where everyone wearing green gets pinched today "
*Enchant looks at the sad jolly green giant...*
"Sorry to hear that...we are looking for a fart convertor, you would't happen to know where we can get one , do you?"
*The giant looked over their heads and pointed to a city far far away , father then they could see*
"You might try the land of the rainbow people."
"Ranibow people?"
"NO, not Ranibow people, Rainbow people, learn to type darn it"
"Oh , Rainbow people, sorry"
"Yes, well they are known throughout the universe as the teletubbies....and all they do is eat skittles...they might have one...they have a vacum cleaner and everything.....Personally, I think they suck...the lot of them, especially that purple one....he has a thing for green, I still havent figure out why...but I know one thing I would love to see them go against the Leperchauns."